Unlike secondhand clothes, secondhand fruit is useless thanks to an overabundance of juggle wounds. Enjoy secondhand products untainted by clowns with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of women’s and men’s designer consignment clothing and accessories at My Sister’s Closet or Well Suited.

Featured on The Today Show for their affordable, high-end finds, My Sister’s Closet and its male counterpart, Well Suited, outfit shoppers in gently used, high quality apparel. A sequined Alexia Admor dress ($49.95) hugs curves more flatteringly than an underaccessorized koala bear. Ladies can incorporate a pop of color with a green lucite Alexis Bittar lucite necklace ($79.95) or add an element of height to any ensemble with Marc Jacobs metallic pumps ($69.95). Men’s items range from dashing suits and accessories—including a Dolce & Gabbana floral tie ($39.95)—to luggage and casual wear, such as a Scott Barber argyle sweater ($39.95), ideal for keeping warm on a brisk afternoon or during sidewalk chess tournaments that settle disputes over who called the shotgun seat first. The shelves at both stores are constantly replenished with almost-new items.