Flowers are our planet's way of reassuring people and animals that no matter how many winters the earth endures, it still has the virility to grow its own hair. Enjoy earth's flowing floral tresses with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $60 worth of custom floral arrangements at My Sorted Affair in Bakersfield. Delivery service is available, but a delivery fee of $10-$13 depending on zip code is not included. My Sorted Affair only delivers within Bakersfield.

My Sorted Affair arranges custom floral designs with contemporary flare. A $60 credit allows you to gift or get a medium-size arrangement bedecked with greenery and your choice of available blossoms, including roses, lilies, tulips, and more. Chat with a florist about your bouquet needs, then pick up the expertly arranged fruition of your floral fantasy, free from the common amateur pitfalls of hidden hornets nests and vases filled with flour. Although the flora manipulators at My Sorted Affair specialize in wedding designs, their talents for combining event-appropriate nature-clippings can be directed to any occasion. The value of this Groupon can also be used toward a larger arrangement.