Washing a car, like performing taxidermy on a marlin, keeps it looking the way it did when it first came off the line. Preserve your greatest catch with today's Groupon: for $15, you get three Super Wash touchless or soft-touch car washes at Ultimate Car Wash (a $30 value).

Ultimate Car Wash at Stor-N-More's newly constructed and fully automated car-wash bays cleanse grimy exteriors with either a soft-brush or touchless system. Open 24/7, the wash allows drivers to take breaks from overnight drives to the North Pole to spin through the Water Wizard 2.0, a seven-minute touchless wash that cleans vehicles with a high-pressure wash and rinse. The seven-minute eFusion Sparkle system flecks away grime with the gentle fingers of a rotating brush and shields naïve paint from the dangerous outside world with a sheltering coat of hot wax. Both washes include a luster-enhancing spritz of triple-shine conditioner, a scouring tire cleansing, and a stylish blow-dry, readying autos for a glistening cruise to prom or an upcoming date with a pile of glitter.