$999 for Six Zerona Laser Treatments at myAbsoluteBody in Arlington Heights ($1,794 Value)

Arlington Heights

13 Ratings

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In a Nutshell

Noninvasive FDA-approved laser treatment slims inches from waistline, hips & thighs with little downtime

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Mar 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 1 addl as a gift. Must activate by 3/17/12, treatments must be completed within 2 weeks from activation date. Must be 18 or older, or have guardian consent. Must use all treatments on same area. Must meet medical requirements. Includes required pre-treatment consultation. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon: for $999, you get six Zerona treatments and a consultation at myAbsoluteBody in Arlington Heights (a $1,794 value).

Under the expert guidance of Dr. Dimitry Likterev, the staff at myAbsoluteBody harnesses the FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid depots can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water-slides. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time.

Technicians perform the six treatment sessions within 72 hours of one another over the span of two weeks. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.

Absolute Health Clinic

Under the expert guidance of Dr. Dimitry Likterev, the staff at Absolute Health Clinic harnesses FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. Low-light lasers break down adipose tissue, releasing disintegrated lipids into the body where they can then be absorbed by the lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water slides. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.

Customer Reviews

13 Ratings

The whole staff was very nice. Dr Dimitri was also very nice and honest.
Rosa L. · May 7, 2012
The staff was really nice.
Nicole H. · March 25, 2012
They are great. Very knowlegable and friendly.
Jamie B. · October 28, 2011
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    Arlington Heights

    1655 N Arlington Heights Rd.

    Suite 101W

    Arlington Heights, Illinois 60004

    847-354-4958

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