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Rosa L. · 35 reviews TOP REVIEWER
May 7, 2012
The whole staff was very nice. Dr Dimitri was also very nice and honest.

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Nicole H. · 17 reviews TOP REVIEWER HELPFUL REVIEWER
March 25, 2012
The staff was really nice.

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Jamie B. ·
October 28, 2011
They are great. Very knowlegable and friendly.

What You'll Get


Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon.

$599 for Six Zerona Laser Body-Slimming Treatments ($1,794 Value)

During each session, clients relax beneath an apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time and can slim bodies by up to 3.5 inches. Technicians perform the six treatment sessions within 72 hours of one another over the span of two weeks.

The Fine Print


Promotional value expires Dec 19, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required, or fee up to $50 may apply. Must sign waiver. Treatments must be used by the same person. Consultation required, non-candidates will be refunded. Credit card required at booking. Must be 18 or older. May use across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Absolute Health Clinic


Under the expert guidance of Dr. Dimitry Likterev, the staff at Absolute Health Clinic harnesses FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. Low-light lasers break down adipose tissue, releasing disintegrated lipids into the body where they can then be absorbed by the lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water slides. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.

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