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What You'll Get
Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon.
$599 for Six Zerona Laser Body-Slimming Treatments ($1,794 Value)
During each session, clients relax beneath an apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time and can slim bodies by up to 3.5 inches. Technicians perform the six treatment sessions within 72 hours of one another over the span of two weeks.
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Promotional value expires 90 days after purchase. Amount paid never expires. Must be 18 or older. Must sign waiver. Consultation required; non-candidates and other refund requests will be honored before service provided. Appointment required. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. All goods or services must be used by the same person. Result guarantee not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Absolute Health Clinic
Under the expert guidance of Dr. Dimitry Likterev, the staff at Absolute Health Clinic harnesses FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. Low-light lasers break down adipose tissue, releasing disintegrated lipids into the body where they can then be absorbed by the lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water slides. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.