Like fog, facial hair can be dense, patchy, and blamed for obstructing a ship captain's vision. Maintain maritime foes with today's Groupon to Myano Nails & Spa. Choose between the following options:

• For $25, you get $50 worth of waxing services.
• For $69, you get eyelash extensions for approximately 160 eyelashes (a $150 value).

The licensed and highly trained specialists at Myano Nails & Spa employ toxin-free products and triple-sterilized tools to cleanse, rejuvenate, and beautify patrons. Selectively clear eyebrows ($15), lips ($6), and chins ($10+) of unwanted fur follicles, or de-hair the entire expression canvas with a full-face wax ($40). Myano's waxing services also help obliterate fuzzy navels and prepare bodies for intimate beach outings or aerodynamic Tour de France practices with waxes of the chest or stomach ($25+), full leg ($55+), and bikini line ($25).

Those who opt for the eyelash extensions can buckle up for a two-hour process that will increase the natural length and volume of their eyelid decoration without the use of mascara or Sharpie butterfly kisses. Along with approximately 160 individually placed eyelash extensions, technicians will administer an antiwrinkle treatment to reduce fine lines and eye wrinkles, creating a smooth frame for romantic eye contacting or unromantic eye rolling.

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