Unlike spilling mustard on an old shirt, riding in a limo enhances self-image and can double as an interesting subject for a photo shoot. Send the right message with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of transportation services from Mylimostyle.

Mylimostyle’s fleet of luxury sedans and limos transports passengers throughout greater New England in cosmopolitan comfort. Professional drivers tap into natural reserves of refined directional and safety knowledge so passengers can relax and focus on gazing up at jealous sparrows. Rides to and from the port or airport dismiss travel worries ($75 for local destinations; $500 for an airport ride to JFK), and a night out on the town with friends or a date eliminates the embarrassment of being toted around in a bicycle sidecar ($55/hour, plus a 15% service charge and a 20% fuel surcharge). Weddings and special events can be effortlessly coordinated, and prom rides are made much simpler by not having to carve out a pumpkin carriage. All luxury autos are cleaned daily, and the well-dressed staff respects privacy and time.