Studies show that a high percentage of Americans consider themselves overweight, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by Frankenstein’s monster. Alter self-perceptions with today’s Groupon to Speedloss. Choose between the following options:

• For $89, you get a two-day regular or vegetarian food and juice cleanse (a $199 value, including shipping).
• For $99, you get a two-day regular or vegetarian sport food and juice cleanse (a $229 value, including shipping).<p>

The nutrition enthusiasts at Speedloss, which opened its doors 10 years ago, concoct palate-pleasing cleansing juices, soups, shakes, snacks, and supplements in an effort to detoxify bodies and shrink waistlines. The two-day regular cleanse aims to shoo away pounds and silence the call for donuts from devious shoulder occupants with a cleansing combination of consumables. Five times a day, customers savor fat-burning protein shakes, detoxifying juices, protein-fortified oatmeal, low-calorie chocolate mousse, and low-fat soups and snacks along with helpful supplements. The vegetarian variety features juices, shakes, snacks, and supplements that are made without fish or meat products, eliciting outcries from vegetable-rights activists. Additional cleansing juices, protein shakes, and energy-boosting ingredients fortify active customers in sport plans, which also come in regular and vegetarian variations. All plans include an instruction guide brimming with weight-loss tips and shake recipes.

Weight-loss results may vary; click here for Speedloss’ FAQ page.