Erase tan lines, even out your skin tone, and kiss your ghostly pallor goodbye with today's golden deal: $29 for a full-body spray tan from Mystique Physique. Turn your skin the golden hues favored by non-pasty celebrities such as Paula Abdul, Brooke Burke, Giselle Bundchen, and David Beckham. The Infinity Sun spray tan comes in 30 levels of intensity, letting you customize your hue to match your favorite movie star, rock icon, or student-loan processor.
Spray bronzers give you a lustrous, fresh-off-the-beach glow without exposing your skin to beach bullies or the powerful rays of our binary suns. Mystique Physique's tanning solution is made with antioxidants and botanicals, including a cosmetic bronzer derived from walnut extracts. Change your stripes as if you were a futuristic chameleon, amazing friends and enemies alike with your dramatic transformation. Show the prom date who stood you up for pasty Cheri what a mistake he made all those years ago when you unveil your newly effulgent complexion. Get rid of tan lines, or add a few unusual ones of your own design with the help of the expert sprayers at Mystique.
The friendly folks at Mystique Physique will come to spray tan you on your schedule, be it a quick dash of color before a special event or an emergency tanning before an emergency wedding. The portable spray system can follow you into the privacy and comfort of your own home, or into the embarrassing discomfort of a sporting arena’s public restroom; it's all up to you. Grab this deal and transform into a lustrous golden icon in seconds.
- Jessica [Alba] is setting an example for sun worshippers. In fact, she was so in love with the InfinitySun airbrush tanning system that she purchased the device and had her assistant trained in the application process! – OK! Weekly
To Spray No More
With the arrival of Mystique Physique, spray-on tanning is finally a viable technology, which is safe, affordable, and stunning. Not so for other spray-on technologies that unfortunately have a ways to go before they’re ready for mass consumption:
- spray-on 401(k) enrollment forms
- spray-on lice
- spray-on beige (like tan, but less saucy)
- spray-on degree in Russian literature
- spray-on revenge
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