What You'll Get
Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today's Groupon to Nails by Jaynee at Auburn Massage Centre in Auburn. Choose between the following options:
- For $20, you get an ultimate pedicure with a hand treatment (a $40 value).
- For $17, you get an ionic-detox footbath with a leg-and-foot massage and toe polish (a $35 value).
At Auburn Massage Center, nail specialist Jaynee Myers proffers a variety of shellacking and shaping services for the maintenance of shiny, healthy feeler-shields. The one-hour ultimate pedicure and hand treatment begins with a thorough leg-pedal sanitation and exfoliation. Jaynee then uses her superhuman focus to simultaneously file and smooth over nails while contouring calluses, applying a foot mask, and whittling a nearby bar of soap into a beautiful swan. Freshened feet then receive a relaxing massage and nails get an application of prettifying polish before Jaynee turns her attention to the hands, exfoliating and softening steering-wheel grabbers with an application of paraffin wax. A hand massage coaxes out any leftover stress brought about by too-hard high-fives and awkward handshakes, leaving top paws ready to reenter the world and its daily barrage of too-tight mayonnaise jars.
Customers who opt for the ionic-detox footbath can look forward to effervescing away pain and stress in a swirling ionized foot soup that aims to increase energy, and decrease joint and muscle pain. Touting potential benefits such as reduced sinus congestion, headaches, and cravings, the bath acts as a perfect primer for a subsequent foot-and-leg massage. With lower-limb muscles dried, detoxed, and thoroughly de-stressed, an application of toe polish further glamorizes nails and seals in their newly heightened sense of self-worth.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 20, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.