What You'll Get
Though pizzas are often referred to as pies, they are nevertheless constantly refused entry into pie contests, which are notoriously focused on nutrition. Sample a healthier pie with today's Groupon: for $8, you get $16 worth of all-natural fare at Naked Pizza in Victor.
Naked Pizza serves up a menu of all-natural pies for health-conscious pizza fans. These pies of purity start with a crust made from an ancestral blend of 10 different grains and seeds that includes hidden molecules of prebiotic fiber and probiotics for bone and digestive health. Atop this wonder wheel, Naked Pizza slathers all-natural tomato sauce and skim-milk mozzarella cheese without any added sugar or preservatives. This cherubic cheese pizza (10" $4.99, 12" $5.99, 14" $6.99) can then be adorned with flora flavor addendums (10" $1.49, 12" $1.69, 14" $1.89) such as sun-dried tomato, jalapeño, black beans, fire-roasted red pepper, artichoke, pineapple, mushroom, and fresh basil. Carnivorous connoisseurs can also add farm favorites such as chicken, hamburger, pepperoni, sausage, and ham, as well as feta or cheddar cheese. If the creative gene skipped your generation to join an actors’ strike, Naked Pizza is happy to make sagacious suggestions for specialty combos such as the smokehouse pizza (10" $12.99) with hickory-smoked barbecue sauce as the sultry setting for an illicit chicken-and-onion affair.
For diners weary of wheat, Naked Pizza also offers a gluten-free rice-flour crust (available in medium only, $9.99), and for diners afraid of crust altogether, a spinach salad ($5.99) graces the accommodating menu. Saunter up to this comestible cabin to devour right-angle-free food that won’t wreak havoc on your nutritional nodes.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per order. Valid only for carryout or delivery. Not valid for online ordering. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.