What You'll Get
Once the last song has been sung into a hairbrush, slumber parties often devolve into brutal pillow fights that smear makeovers, ruin friendships, and release dangerous amounts of goose down into the earth's atmosphere. Have your "Truth or Dare"–traumatized torso softly pummeled back into shape by a professional therapist with today’s deal. For $45, you get your choice of either a deep-tissue or relaxation massage (a $90 value) at Namasté Massage in Lexington.
During your hour-long session, Namasté's resident knot-noodler Jess Watson will use one of two therapeutic massage modalities to raise sore souls from the depths of chronic pain and lingering stiffness. A relaxation massage combines elements of deep tissue along with a medley of movement and point-based techniques. A deep-tissue massage, on the other massaging mitt, eschews chillaxing in favor of releasing muscle restrictions. This deep, penetrating style alleviates chronic pain, improves posture, boosts flexibility, and markedly enhances your ability to smell time.
Besides using her hands, Jess will also use her ears to listen to your individual needs and accommodate them. Your muscles will exit Namasté feeling sillier than putty, so you should probably avoid close encounters with newspapers. Use today's Groupon to Namasté Massage to untangle newfangled knobules, elongate elastic endings, and free tightly bound bodily bindings. Call ahead to schedule your appointment—and buy an extra Groupon to thank your mom for never trading you to Junkyard Pete for baseball cards.
- Namaste Massage welcomes you in with its warm, inviting and serene decor...And a massage with Jess is like no other! She has a warm and wonderful personality and impeccable professionalism. As she works her magic and seamlessly melts away areas of tension, I feel myself melting into the lofty puff of flannel sheets and quilting lightly surrounding me on the very wide and comfortable massage table. It's heaven! – morningwalker, Citysearch
- I went into a zone and didn't want to come out. The hour went by much too quickly, but aside from that the whole experience was divine. – kkkkatie, Citysearch
- This was truly the best massage I've ever had and I've had many over the past 20 years. When Jess is working it feels as though she has six hands. Her work is fluid and very deep. It's therapeutic and at times intense, but when she's finished it feels like you've just had 8 hours of deep rest. – veryparticular, Citysearch
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 29, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. New clients only. By appointment only. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.