What You'll Get
In order to relax, ancient mortals had to complete 12 treacherous tasks to earn yearlong memberships to gods-only country clubs. Achieve relaxation without Zeus's approval with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a 30-minute massage of your choosing or an express facial (up to a $45 value) at Nanette's Salon Day Spa & Gifts.
Nanette's Salon's experienced staff boost bodily morale with a wide variety of massage and facial services. Foot Ritual massages ($40) relinquish sturdy foundations from the stresses of ceaseless scurrying, and relaxing Erase Your Mind kneadings ($40) soothe scalps to remove troubling memories of unfortunate hairstyles or noogies from unappreciative bosses. Opt for the 35-minute express facial to shed dermal tension and smooth skin tone ($45). Each treatment works to boost moisture and quell wrinkle uprisings while calming overactive blotches of hyperpigmentation, enabling human emoticons to beam as bright as their text-message counterparts.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.