Parenting is a 24-hour job, leaving little time for sleep, relaxation, or petitioning the government to build 25-hour clocks. Make every free minute count with today's Groupon: for $55, you get registration (a $50 value), the daily fee (a $20 value), and four hours of childcare for up to four children (a $48 value) from Nanny Nexus (a $118 total value).
Nanny Nexus provides professional, personalized in-home childcare that accommodates customers’ busy schedules. Rather than choosing from a grab bag of high-school hooligans and former sports-team mascots, get matched up with a nanny who's already proven his or her mettle through the Nanny Nexus screening and background check. All nannies are CPR- and first-aid certified, enabling quick thinking in emergencies and a calm, medic-like demeanor when tending to world-ending bruises and scrapes.
Personal training from the Nanny-Nexus network ensures that caregivers excel in communicating with children, providing structured and disciplined environments, and negotiating successfully with closet-ruling monocrats. Service is available 24/7 for private homes, hotels, places of worship, daycare centers, and corporate facilities. Though Nanny Nexus serves an impressively large area, make sure to confirm your zip code's eligibility.