An oil change is one of the most basic maintenance routines known to man, even more common than scraping toaster crumbs out of the bathtub or giving the robot a haircut. Sign your car up for a routine flush with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get four oil and filter changes at Napleton Chrysler Jeep Dodge (a $169 value), redeemable at locations in Kissimmee and Clermont.

With steady wrenches and minds crammed with vehicular know-how, the expert technicians at Napleton Chrysler Jeep Dodge make quick work of threats to automotive health. A four-pack of oil and filter changes means an upstanding driver or amorous crash-test dummy can ensure the insides of each engine in the driveway stay appropriately lubricated with the fresh fluid necessary for optimal combustion. Each appointment lasts half an hour or less, allowing customers just enough time to take a catnap or daydream about flipping through the most recent issue of Car and Driver in the commodious lounge area.