Like a Rubik's Cube, the human body is a multifaceted piece of machinery that cannot be aligned with simple algorithms or screaming. Get your corporeal cubelettes in a row with today's Groupon to Nashville Holistic Wellness Center in Old Hickory. Choose from the following options:

• For $29, you get a one-hour Swedish relaxation massage (a $65 value).

• For $29, you get a 90-minute spiritual-counseling session (an $85 value).

• For $29, you get a 10-class dance card (a $69 value).

The husband-and-wife team behind Nashville Holistic Health Center seek to integrate the oft-separated factions of mind, body, and spirit into one harmonious vision of wellness. During the one-hour Swedish massage, licensed massage therapist Bill Dobra will use classical Swedish techniques and traditional Vulcan mind-melding to untie knotty muscles, alleviating physical and emotional stress while improving circulatory and lymphatic circulation. Those looking for a more mental release can opt for a 90-minute spiritual-counseling session. Using her unique blend of metaphysics and alternative philosophies, compassionate, nondenominational minister Amanda Dobra will listen to whatever worries clients wish to address and help guide each client toward inner truth, connecting students with their inner selves, the earth, and the earth’s chocolaty inner self.

Movers and shakers can find a mental and physical release with the wellness center’s selection of rejuvenating dance classes. Blending bodily movement with spirituality, classes such as Y/B/P (yoga, ballet, Pilates) and hip-hop suit all experience levels. Students can take a mix of classes or focus on one discipline to learn its core techniques and complicated three-part harmonies.