Like a persistent suitor, unwanted hair is annoying, clingy, and can only be eliminated with lasers. Terminate intolerable tresses with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at Nashville Laser Spa. Treatments are valid for the lip, chin, underarms, hands, feet, sideburns, toes, cheeks, neck, or bikini line.

Nashville Laser Spa helps eliminate unwanted down with quick, effective laser treatments delivered by an expert staff of laser-light masters. The technicians use a Candela GentleLase machine to bombard offending follicles with bursts of precisely targeted light, disabling hair growth in treated areas. The GentleLase's 18 mm application area speeds up treatments by zapping larger areas at one time while a burst of chilling gel accompanies each blast to keep epidermises comfortably cool. Most patients report little to no sensation during the procedure, and side effects are usually limited to mild redness for a few hours after each session. The laser usually takes three to eight treatments to be fully effective, although customers looking to fully cleanse furry flesh can buy two Groupons, combining them for a complete cycle of hair removal that leaves skin smooth enough to play Patrick Stewart's head double.