A man's home is his castle, and his lawn is the lush carpet on which pages bring him sacrificial hoagies. Prune their regal entry with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a lawn-winterization treatment for up to a quarter acre from Nashville Turf & Seed (an $80 value). Services are valid within the greater Nashville area, and customers can combine two Groupons to cover up to a half acre of lawn.
Nashville Turf & Seed’s licensed, bonded, and insured professionals grace quarter acres of grassy patches with services to shield lawns against winter frosts and prevent unruly weed growth. Crews of lawn lovers show up to sow specialized fertilizer designed to swaddle blades' roots in sweaters of hand-knit phosphorus, which protects the lawn through winter and prepares roots for healthy cycles. Preemergent herbicides are strategically placed to stunt the growth of weeds that would otherwise clutter up well-manicured patches of grass before making off with their social security numbers.