Inaccessible to the hands, back musculature often falls prey to freeloading Kick Me signs and hitchhiking parrots. Liberate a beleaguered back with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a consultation, full exam and 30-minute massage at Natural Chiropractic (a $365 value).

The skilled and sociable spinal experts at Natural Chiropractic holistically heal a variety of ailments, potentially including headaches and backaches, with a focus on nutrition, exercise, and relaxation therapy. The walkway to wellness begins with a consultation on the wonders of the human physique and the evolutionary shrinking of the pinky toe. Current corpus conditions are then examined and electronically analyzed with digital x-rays and a computerized nerve scan. Accompanying patients on their health pilgrimage are comprehensive nutrition and exercise programs, assigned to patients following the consultation with additional tips for detoxification. Guests can then schedule a 30-minute relaxation massage to cleanse the body’s tension palette, priming it for a foundation of healthy living and tree-lined oil-paint landscapes.