Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a colon hydrotherapy treatment at Natural Choice Health Center in Marlton, New Jersey (a $75 value).
At Natural Choice Health Center, hydrotherapists liberate intestines from toxins and waste during safe, drug-free colon hydrotherapy treatments. Inside one of the center's private rooms, a seasoned specialist will cleanse colonic roadways using advanced equipment and filtered water, which boasts a regulated temperature and a squeaky-clean criminal record. As tempered currents flow gently through intestinal nooks, waste is softened, loosened, and evacuated through the body's natural elimination process. In addition to encouraging swifter toxin extraction, colonic irrigation may also relieve allergy symptoms, decrease fatigue, and provide bashful small intestines with enough confidence to ask the appendix to prom.