Dirty clothes are traditionally worn by grungy rock stars, vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. If you don't fit into one of these categories, pick up today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of eco-friendly dry-cleaning services from Natural Cleaners. Choose from five locations: Brookfield, Bayside, Hales Corners, Milwaukee, or Wauwatosa.
Natural Cleaners removes grime, stink, and stinky, grimy stains from garments using a process that won’t harm your family, your pets, your family's family of pets, your pet family, or the environment. The petroleum-based solvents of yore are replaced with pure liquid silicone, a natural byproduct of sand, which gently ushers detergents into your clothes and then sneaks silently away like a stain-pilfering pickpocket. No harmful vapors are released during the cleaning, and no hazardous waste or air pollutants remain afterward. This completely non-toxic process is safe for all fabrics, including buttons, delicates, and trim. Pricing varies depending on garment complexity; shirts can be laundered for $1.89, dresses cleaned for $14.93, and coats spruced up for $11.98 and up. No extra charges are applied for fabric types.
The technicians at Natural Cleaners revivify garments while respecting the earth's delicate ecosystem, eschewing traditional petroleum-based solvents for GreenEarth, a nontoxic formula made of silicone derived naturally from sand. Seven storefronts—five in Milwaukee County, one in Waukesha Country, and one in Ozaukee County—bustle free from fumes and pollutants as suits, dresses, and coats shake off dirt during dry or professional-grade wet cleanings. Wedding-dress cleaning and preservation primes gowns for years of heirloom storage or Miss Havisham costume contests, and an in-house seamstress alters hemlines and cuffs to create dashing silhouettes. Household textiles also kowtow to Natural Cleaners' expertise as draperies, bedspreads, and feather pillows return home spic and span.