What You'll Get
Without trees, there would be no oxygen and nothing to prevent koalas from discovering that humans taste delicious. Prevent a cutthroat koala hullabaloo with today's Groupon: for $249, you get $500 worth of tree trimming from Natural Environments Landscaping. This Groupon is valid for locations in Collin, Dallas, or Denton county.
Natural Environments Landscaping's friendly, energetic team beats back overbearing beeches and puts pesky pines in their place while trimming overgrown backyards ($32.50 per man, per hour). Natural Environments usually sends crews of two or three men for about six hours to shear away excess shrubbage and makes lawn kingdoms safer by removing branches that could obscure driveway sightlines or break off and fall during a storm. As a result, well-trimmed trees are healthier and can stand up to high winds and javelin attacks from Don Quixote impersonators. When they're not busy bushwhacking, Natural Environments' lawn savants construct gardens, clean drains, and carve out modern-day moats to keep barbarian dandelions at bay.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 31, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household. 24 hour cancellation notice required. Location must be in Collin, Dallas, or Denton county. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.