What You'll Get
Before the popularization of bodybuilding, superhuman strength was relegated to a select group of mutants, Vikings, and mustachioed brothers on plumbing sabbaticals with their dinosaur-like cohort. Celebrate the reclamation of robustness with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get two tickets to the Natural Fitness Super Show Night on Saturday, July 16, at 6 p.m. (a $70 value) at the Round Rock ISD Performing Arts Center. Tickets are valid for general admission.
The Natural Fitness Super Show summons the stellar physiques of natural bodybuilders to prove that professionally chiseled bodies can be obtained without reliance on misused supplements. By attending the event’s evening session, fans of brawn, bulk, and visible circulatory systems will be privy to the show’s final judgments, including the declaration of winners in categories such as Masters Women and Men's Bodybuilding, the Texas Fit Model Search, and the Women and Men Fitness National Transformation, which awards a medal to the contestant who best physically resembles his or her more slender spirit animal.
Fans will get the chance to visit the Natural Health and Fitness Expo (open to the public at no cost) to obtain free product samples, purchase discounted goods, and take a look at some of the newest fitness products available. Dedicated to naturally augmented bodies, Natural Fitness mandates polygraph tests and urinalysis for its contestants, ensuring that bulk has been amassed through countless hours in the gym and not by furiously rubber-banding ham hocks to biceps.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per visit. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.