Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today’s Groupon to Natural Health Chiropractic. Choose between the following options:
- For $399, you get six Zerona laser treatments (a $2,500 value).
- For $249, you get three Zerona laser treatments (a $1,250 value).
Under the expert guidance of Dr. Scott Howard, the staff at Natural Health Chiropractic harnesses FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients enter a private room to relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid depots can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water slides. The non-invasive treatment requires minimal recovery time.
Technicians perform the treatment sessions in the span of one to two weeks. Patients can boost results with healthful eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.