Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—though extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate: for $150, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at Natural Skin Creations in the Museum district (up to a $1,050 value).

From Natural Skin Creations' relaxing, homey comforts, skilled saber artists use the power of light to create smooth skin finishes as lasting as red wine on a white shirt, but less clumsy. With today's deal, you can have unwanted whiskers zapped from nearly anywhere on your body during three cold-laser treatments (offered treatment areas are listed on the right; all three treatments must be used on the same area), or you can combine two Groupons to receive six treatments on up to two areas. Natural Skin Creations uses the StarLux system to safely eliminate unwanted follicles; the cold-laser technology works nearly 10 times faster than traditional hair-removal devices and more effectively and comfortably than New Age hair-removal meditations or chants.

The number of treatments needed to permanently remove hair varies from person to person, but today's Groupon (or a combination of two) should guarantee most people noticeable results. Once outfitted with a silky-smooth body, you'll effortlessly glide through the water during hot-day swims, and summer mosquitoes will slip and fall off your slick skin.

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Reviews

More than 160 Citysearchers give Natural Skin Creations a perfect five stars:

• …I do not have to shave ever again! She explained to me that the laser machine she uses is painless and cool to the touch so her treatments are comfortable and quick. – SlickyChik, Citysearch
• I must say, I was pretty apprehensive about the treatment because I am African American and my pigmentation may cause scarring. Katherine really went the extra mile to make sure I made the most informed decision, and I DID! It was nearly painless, and I saw results within hours after the treatment. – jazzelle, Citysearch
• The consultants there are very friendly and always willing to accommodate you. – Laynne, Citysearch