Spines are fickle beasts, easily irked by day-to-day situations such as slouching over a keyboard or being stepped on by a rhinoceros. Put an out-of-whack support beam back in whack with today's Groupon to Natural Touch Wellness Center. Choose between the following options:

• For $25, you get an initial exam and consultation (no charge), x-rays (a $70 value), and a second consultation (a $50 value; a $120 total value).
• For $30, you get a one-hour massage (a $60 value).

The doctorly duo and trusty massage therapist at Natural Touch Wellness Center coax pain out of bodies with close chiropractic attention and muscle-softening massages. During the exam, Dr. Scott or Dr. Pierce assesses pain spots and troublesome limbs, then performs x-ray reconnaissance to aid in planning a strategic adjustment. After the initial visit, patients can come back for a second consultation and enjoy the benefits of the doctor's expertise, treatment options, and practical fashion tips. Clients tyrannized by tension can sign up for a knot-kneading 60-minute massage given by a certified therapist; besides relaxing muscles, the massage improves blood flow to make artery-rafting more fun for platelets.

For more than 25 years, Natural Touch Wellness Center has been a safe haven for battered backs, twisted necks, and world-weary spines. The staff specializes in neck and back pain, whiplash, and sports injuries, and local news sources have frolicked in the flowing fountains of Dr. Scott's chiropractic wisdom in order to prove his skill to doubting television screens.

Although Natural Touch Wellness Center sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.