What You'll Get
Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon: for $28, you get a colonic hydrotherapy treatment and wellness consultation at Natural Wellness (a $60 value).
Natural Wellness's certified hydrotherapist Angela Brake works to reinstate the body's natural detoxification processes and wash away digestive dams using holistic hydrotherapy treatment. Brake commences each bodily housecleaning session with a holistic health assessment before brandishing the clinic’s FDA-approved sanitary LIBBE apparatus. Relax as temperature-controlled streams of twice-purified water follow gravity’s gentle pull throughout the nooks and crannies of your internal sewer system, loosening buildup, jump-starting peristaltic motion, and evicting any flushed goldfish illegally loitering within. In addition to assuaging chronic constipation and bloating, regular colonic cleansing can also lead to allergy abatement and peaceful dreams free from the narration of gurgling stomach gnomes. Prior to appointments, first-timers should consult Natural Wellness’ online frequently asked questions and new client tips for helpful information about dietary preparation and healthful lifestyle choices.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. New customers only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Natural Wellness
After receiving her first colonic to ease a bout of chronic intestinal distress, Angela Brake was hooked. Impressed by the efficacy of the treatment, to which she also attributes her relief from lower-back pain and a boost in overall energy, Angela earned an I-ACT hydrotherapy certification so that she could share the holistic healing method with others. In 2008, Angela opened Natural Wellness, with a gravity-fed and double-filtered hydrotherapy system as the clinic's centerpiece. With Angela's guidance, her patients undergo the same cleansing process that helped her overcome her ailments and benefit from common posttreatment feelings of lightness and increased energy.