A healthy body, like a knock-knock-joke book thrown in a dishwasher, is clean both inside and out. Purge PG-rated impurities with today's Groupon: for $28, you get a wellness consultation and a colon-hydrotherapy treatment at Natural Wellness (a $60 value).

At Natural Wellness, a certified colon hydrotherapist helps clients to refresh and renew their body's self-cleansing mechanisms during 30- to 45-minute chemical-free colonic treatments. Using 4–6 gallons of warm double-purified filtered water, hydrotherapy deftly softens and flushes old and new waste from the large intestine, which can accumulate due to stress, certain medications, or a diet comprised entirely of plaster mix. A relaxing, private session upon the sterile FDA-approved LIBBE table leaves many detoxers feeling lighter, healthier, and ready to tackle a new diet or exercise regimen. Study Natural Wellness’s FAQ and New Client pages for more in-depth information on what to expect, how to prepare for the appointment, and how to soothe the egos of other digestive organs when they find out the treatment isn't for them.