When deprived of flavorful sustenance, the mouth will often retaliate by shouting your bank-account number at sporting events or turning every sentence into a high-pitched jingle. Tame an unruly tongue with today's Groupon: for $51, you get a pork sampling platter at Nature Delivered Farm in Brooksville (a $101 value).
Nature Delivered Farm's mother-daughter team carefully cultivates Duroc cross pigs, feeding them an all-natural diet of local grains, fruits, and vegetables, and raising them in a comfortable and humane environment, an effort that helped earn the label of Animal Welfare Approved. After calling the farm with one week's notice, owners of pork-craving palates can arrive at the farm to acquire their platters, loaded with ample portions for porcine whistle whetting. Two 0.75-inch bone-in chops rest ambrosially on dinner plates, and a duo of fresh, uncured, and un-coocked ham steaks boast compatibility with eggs. Two pounds of pierce-ready shish kabob meat, meanwhile, wait for grilling, and one pound of ground pork can assist gastronomists searching for a new take on the hamburger or professional boxers looking to sabotage an opponent's weigh-in.