Ever since it was discovered on the moon’s surface, organic food has supplanted "things wrapped in fried dough" as the preferred food of healthy eaters and discriminating garbage-scavenging animals. See what all the fuss is about with today’s Groupon. For $35, non-members get $75 worth of local, organic food from Nature's Prime Organic Foods delivered straight to their doorstep, stoop, or balloon-hoisted sky fortress. Orders under $100 have a flat shipping rate of $14.99, while anything more than $100 gets free shipping.
Nature's Prime obtains its organic foods from a variety of local farmers who use renewable resources and conserve soil and water without resorting to antibiotics, growth hormones, pesticides, bioengineering, or gene splicing with giant carnivorous plants. Its poultry and meat come from farms in Wisconsin and Minnesota; its fish are line caught; its sockeye hails from Alaska; and its fresh fruit is delivered via giant suction tube directly from the Brazilian jungle. NPO Foods is also affiliated with the Minnesota Timberwolves, so it's one of the rare organic-food purveyors that also supports its locally grown slam dunks, free throws, and rebounds, which are always best fresh off the backboard.
Tasty items such as Nature's Prime's fair-trade French-roast coffee ($15.85), Alaskan halibut ($16.25), and organic New York strip steak ($17.50) provide a higher-octane fuel for your food-injected stomach-engine. Beyond the high-quality meats, vegetarians can enjoy an organic produce package ($72) of fresh apples, oranges, broccoli, carrots, celery, and assorted greens. Cut out grocery-store middlemen and squeaky-wheeled shopping carts with today's Groupon to Nature's Prime Organic Foods.
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