Ever since it was discovered on the moon’s surface, organic food has supplanted "things wrapped in fried dough" as the preferred food of healthy eaters and discriminating garbage-scavenging animals. See what all the fuss is about with today’s Groupon. For $35, non-members get $75 worth of local, organic food from Nature's Prime Organic Foods delivered straight to their doorstep, stoop, or balloon-hoisted sky fortress. Shipping under $100 has a flat rate of $14, while anything more than $100 is free.
Nature's Prime obtains its organic foods from a variety of local farmers who use renewable resources and conserve soil and water without resorting to antibiotics, growth hormones, pesticides, bioengineering, or gene splicing with giant carnivorous plants. Its poultry and meat come from Wisconsin; its fish are line caught; its scallops hail from the East Coast; its shrimp are farm raised (to avoid Gulf pollution); and its fresh fruit is delivered via giant suction tube directly from the Brazilian jungle.
Tasty items like Nature's Prime's fair-trade French-roast coffee ($15.20), Alaskan halibut ($16), and organic New York strip steak ($17.50) provide a higher-octane fuel for your food-injected stomach-engine. Beyond the high-quality meats, vegetarians can enjoy an organic produce package ($72) of fresh apples, oranges, broccoli, carrots, celery, and assorted greens. Cut out grocery-store middlemen and squeaky-wheeled shopping carts with today's Groupon to Nature's Prime Organic Foods.
This Groupon is not a membership, so all items bought with this deal are sold at non-member prices.
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