What You'll Get
Ever since it was discovered on the moon’s surface, organic food has supplanted "things wrapped in fried dough" as the preferred food of healthy eaters and discriminating garbage-scavenging animals. See what all the fuss is about with today’s Groupon. For $35, non-members get $75 worth of local, organic food from Nature's Prime Organic Foods delivered straight to their doorstep, stoop, or balloon-hoisted sky fortress. Orders less than $100 ship at a flat rate of $15, while orders greater than $100 ship for free.
Nature's Prime obtains its organic foods from a variety of local farmers who use renewable resources and conserve soil and water without resorting to antibiotics, growth hormones, pesticides, bioengineering, or gene splicing with giant carnivorous plants. Its bacon comes from Wisconsin; its fish are line-caught; its rack of lamb hails from the Midwest; and its fresh fruit is delivered via giant suction tube directly from the Brazilian jungle.
Tasty items like Nature's Prime's fair-trade French-roast coffee ($17.30), Alaskan halibut ($16.25), and organic New York strip steak ($17.50) provide a higher-octane fuel for your food-injected stomach-engine. Cut out grocery-store middlemen and squeaky-wheeled shopping carts with today's Groupon to Nature's Prime Organic Foods.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Not valid until 3/15/11. Valid only for regular priced items. Not valid for gift certificates. Shipping not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.