What You'll Get
For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading an endless number of bar codes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today's Groupon: for $20, you get one cold-laser-therapy session at Laser Therapeutics (a $55 value).
Laser Therapeutics helps patients to maintain healthy lifestyles through natural methods of healing and wellbeing. The non-invasive cold-laser therapy employs low-intensity laser light to aid in the healing of tissue, the relief of pain and stress, and the realism of Darth Vader impressions. For those with specific ailments, a 30-minute consultation precedes the treatment, during which the doctor will ascertain the root cause of aches and the patient's knowledge of state capitals. Problematic body zones are then subjected to the soothing effects of the laser, which aims to assuage maladies, restore normal cell function, and enhance healing processes. Those suffering from more general aches forgo the consultation in favor of a 20-minute session, during which the laser therapy is applied to strategic zones of known stress inducement to promote a relaxed and ache-free physique.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 22, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 2 per visit. Must sign waiver. 24hr cancellation notice required. Not valid for those with cancer, ALS, Lupus, pregnant women, or those who have recently used steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Naturopathic Medicine of Southern Arizona
At Naturopathic Medicine of Southern Arizona, naturopathic doctor Garrett Smith strives to allay patient maladies and fill noggins with knowledge about illnesses and know-how about treatments. A wide range of services, from weight management and nutrition education to laboratory analysis and low-intensity laser therapy, bolster patient health. The doctor also provides nutrition mediation between children and green beans, and treats chronic diseases or gastrointestinal issues.