What You'll Get
Although body-exchange programs mean no one ever has to stay in one meat suit for long, returning yours in bad condition means you forfeit your deposit. Keep your constitution in returnable condition with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a three-month membership to Nautilus Fitness Center (a $130 value).
Nautilus Fitness Center keeps bone abodes properly maintained with the latest fitness equipment and the muscle-molding tutelage of a dedicated staff. Members can keep tockers feverishly ticking with more than 30 programs, including step fitness, cardio kick, and aerobics. Body benders can release tension and strengthen limbs with Pilates or yoga classes, and the swim-centric can firm up flimsy caudal fins with aquatic classes. Nautilus also offers an array of amenities, including free childcare and tanning.
Though Nautilus Fitness Center sometimes features discounted pricing online, this pricing is in conjunction with longer membership agreements, and this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Must activate membership by 7/11/11, membership expires 3 months from activation date. Must be 18 or older. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.