Despite forming the pillars of early civilization, the Romans harbored unfortunate penchants for leaning their towers at precarious angles and losing their storied academics under piles of junk mail. Don’t do as the Romans did with today’s Groupon: for $40, you get two hours of professional room organization from Neat Home Solutions (an $80 value).
Neat Home Solutions untangles each client’s clutter psychology, cleaning priorities, and budget to create a streamlined and nonjudgmental system for home organization. After snapping a “before” picture for homes' personal-growth scrapbooks, the service’s ace organizers will tour disorder hotspots and deploy decisive home-organizing and paper-management techniques. In a spirit of collaborative villain-conquering, the home-dweller and the organizer work to identify redundant possessions, stressful miscellany, and pointless paper trails, bringing in further neatness mavens if need be. For balance, the Neat Home Solutions staff thoughtfully imparts stacks of new motivation unto homeowners and strategy for every extraneous matchstick Eiffel Tower model they tactfully suggest for removal. As busy parenthood increasingly orients some toward a triage approach to domestic order, the service provides a Mother’s Day–appropriate extra hand. Upon completion, the “after” photo will reveal a newly sane living area or workspace and the smiles of grateful houseguests previously unable to depart due to obstructive towers of printer test patterns. A $5 travel fee applies for any location more than 30 miles outside Columbus.