What You'll Get
Choose From Three Options
- $99 for three rooms of carpet cleaning, deodorizer, and stain protection, up to 200 square feet ($270 value)
- $119 for four rooms of carpet cleaning, deodorizer, and stain protection, up to 200 square feet ($360 value)
- $59 for upholstery cleaning for one couch, up to three cushions ($130 value)
Dust Mites: Invisible Flesh Eaters
Dust mites exist wherever humans do, eating our shed skin and making our eyes itchy. Read on for more about these tiny garbage disposals.
Dust mites are permanent houseguests, freeloading off of our dead skin cells and making themselves comfortable in our beds. Unlike a distant relative or a persistent vacuum salesman, they’re hard to kick out since they’re nearly impossible to see. Each mite measures about 1/80th of an inch, visible only under the lens of a microscope. Close up, they echo back to something prehistoric. Their eight legs are equipped with suckers and hooks, and their thick bodies seem to be covered in armored plates. In fact, fossil evidence suggests that mites have been on Earth for 400 million years, predating dinosaurs by more than 100 million years. And since that time, they’ve made themselves at home inside damp, dark spaces brimming with dead skin cells, their current favorite homes being carpets, duvets, and pillowcases. Humans make it easy for mites to find food, since we shed about 1.5 million skin flakes every hour.
Although our relationship with mites is partially symbiotic—they do dispose of our biological waste—mites also pose a health threat, especially to children. Their droppings can trigger asthmatic reactions in those with mite allergies, and their terrifying appearance can give any kid with a microscope a new reason to fear the boogeyman under the bed.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires 120 days after purchase. Amount paid never expires. Valid only within 20 miles of zip code 60626. Appointment required. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per visit. Limit 1 per household. Valid only for option purchased. All goods or services must be used by the same person. Anything over 200 sq ft acquires an additional fee. Additional fee acquired if more than three cushions on couch, or if a chair is included. Anything over 20miles call merchant to see if they will travel there before purchase. 24 Hour Cancellation Notice. May be repurchased every 30 days. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.