What You'll Get
Clothes can say a lot about a person: a little black dress bespeaks elegance, while shorts and a T-shirt imply that the defendant is not taking this murder charge very seriously. Keep your reputation spotless with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of dry-cleaning services at Neighborhood Cleaners in Belvidere. This deal may not be used in conjunction with any pickup or delivery services.
The fabric-cleansing staff at Neighborhood Cleaners unsullies garments on-site with an eight-point dry-cleaning system. Customers can leave their pants ($5+ each), dresses ($9.50+ each), and two-piece suits ($9.50 each) to be treated with an environmentally conscious DF-2000 dry-cleaning solvent and eco-friendly soaps and return later to pick them up. Dud degreasers also ask customers about their apparel preferences beforehand, adding starch or itching powder for no additional charge. Not content with merely cleaning clothing, the staff also resews open seams, replaces missing standard buttons, and plants solar-powered handkerchiefs in pockets while the garments are within its jurisdiction.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Not valid for alterations, leather, or wedding services. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.