Unlike visiting a new neighbor’s house, visiting a steakhouse comes with a virtual guarantee that you’ll be welcomed, fed, and trusted with knives. Make a hunger-halting house call with today’s Groupon to Neil Jordan's in Mount Pleasant. Choose between two options:

• For $15, you get $30 worth of dinner fare and drinks.
• For $7, you get $15 worth of brunch fare and drinks.

Serving prime steaks cut by the century-old Allen Brothers firm, Neil Jordan's supplies diners with fresh seafood, meal-bridging brunchstuffs, and upscale dinner options. For brunch, fork open a blue-crab omelette's fluffy eggshell ($10), or claim a steak and eggs ($18) before meat prospectors start panning it for elusive beef crystals. In the evening, a light rain of blue-cheese fondue or truffle butter drizzles on prime rib eyes ($33/14 oz.) working over creamed spinach ($7) or whipped potatoes ($7). Pan-seared golden sea bass ($29) brings out diners' most thrilling scuba stories as tongues swim through goat cheese and tarragon risotto and reefs of peach coulis. A staggering collection of wine bottles lines the golden-hued halls of Neil Jordan's, which fill with the sounds of clinking stemware and the distant echo of one glass hand clapping.