Constantly plucking body hair is one of life's most tedious and futile chores, like cleaning feathers from a wind tunnel or vacuuming the vacuum. Foil your follicles once and for all with today's deal to Neo Dolce Salon. Choose between the following services:

• For $14, you get an eyebrow and lip wax (a $28 value).
• For $12, you get a bikini wax (a $25 value).

Neo Dolce boasts a bevy of experienced aestheticians prepared to strip strands from skin as gently as possible. Update eye awnings and show flagrant upper-lip follicles the unwelcome mat with a face-flattering eyebrow and lip wax. Once hair has been properly sized up, a friendly wax slinger will evict unwanted fur growth using a combination of waxing, tweezing, and subliminal messaging. If swimsuit season has you getting your briefs in a bristly bunch, coax south-of-the-border fibers from your unmentionables with a quick and effective bikini wax, which keeps surfaces smooth longer than shaving and leaves less stubble than enlisting the help of your pet piranhas.

Neo Dolce's chic décor, handsomely muted colors, and curvaceous lines will send your spirit on a skip to another world, a matrix far warmer than The Matrix and far less nonsensical than The Matrix sequels, in which clients choose to hand over control in exchange for a smooth outer shell. Services at Neo Dolce must be scheduled in advance, so call ahead to book an appointment.

Reviews

Yahoo! Locals give Neo Dolce Salon an average of four stars. Seven Citysearchers give it an average of 4.5 stars, and three Google Mappers give it a perfect 5-star average.

• I always look forward to my appoitments not just beacuse I know I'm going to leave there with beautiful new look, [sic] also I'm going to have a great time and be pampered at the same time. – aprillynn10, Citysearch
• It is with out a date [sic] the most beautiful salon in town! – Leah, Yahoo! Local