Though best known for expanding the limits of human thought, the great philosophers were also ardent proponents of skin treatments—rarely furrowing their brows without first applying a de-furrowing cucumber mask. Today’s Groupon will wipe out your own profound facial lines. For $25, you get $50 worth of spa and skin services at Neo Dolce Salon, located in the Villaggio Shopping Center. This Groupon is good for new and existing clients and can be used toward any of the salon's skin or specialty spa services, but cannot be used toward products, hair, or nail services.

During your rendezvous with ravishment at Neo Dolce, the salon's experienced staff will whittle away your weathered shell to reveal a newer, sweeter peach of a you. Bring your best pores to the fore with a 60-minute essential spa facial (starting at $80) or a deep pore cleansing (starting at $60), or discipline a disobedient complexion with an acne treatment (starting at $70). The eyebrow wax (starting at $18), the Brazilian wax (starting at $50), and the men's chest and stomach wax (starting at $45) show unruly follicles the unwelcome mat. If you'd rather add hair, enhance your gaze's hypnotic, world-dominating qualities with costume eyelashes that last one to three weeks (starting at $50). Neo Dolce also offers relaxing massage services, in which run from 30-minute (starting at $40), to 80-minute sessions (starting at $90). And to clean up the one area of the body that draws the eyes of every onlooker—the eardrums—turn your head into a jack o' lantern with an ear candling ($55).

Neo Dolce's chic décor, handsomely muted colors, and curvaceous lines will send spirits on a skip to another world, a matrix far warmer than the Matrix and far less nonsensical than the Matrix sequels where clients choose to hand over control in exchange for pampering perfection.

Reviews

Yahoo! Locals give Neo Dolce an average of 4.5 stars. Six Citysearchers give the salon a perfect five-star rating.

• The shop atmosphere is always fun, warm and I can always count on "feeling special" when I come in for an appointment. I actually look forward to being pampered by everyone. – Gracefulspirit1, Yahoo! Local
• I do a lot of research when I'm in need of a new Salon and it has been a challenge to find everything that is important to me in one Salon, until I found Neo Dolce Salon. From it's [sic] Atmosphere to it's [sic] services I leave there feeling phenomenal. – aprillynn10, Citysearch