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What You'll Get
Toxins are unwelcome invaders in the body, making people sick and vandalizing the liver with silly string. Deport internal criminals with today’s Groupon to Neurological Rehabilitation Center in Mesa. Choose between the following options:
- For $99, you get a three-day juice-cleanse detox (a $250 value).
- For $119, you get a three-day juice-cleanse detox with a 60-minute lymphatic massage (a $300 value).
Dr. Michael Compton at Neurological Rehabilitation Center leads health-seekers in their quests for wellness with three-day detox programs and toxin-flushing massages. The doctor first meets with each patient for a half-hour consultation, where he doles out a comprehensive program guide outlining meal planning and recipes to supplement the juice phase. Sipped in varying degrees of frequency from tumblers, mugs, or hollowed-out bell peppers, Designs for Health’s EssentiaGreens powdered drink mix proffers a formula of verdant vegetables, organic berries, alkalizing grass juices, and sweet stevia. The second option’s 60-minute massage ferries away toxins through the lymphatic system and relaxes tired drink-stirring muscles. The three-day juice-cleanse detox is said to help remedy ailments such as fatigue, digestive problems, and ice-cream headaches.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Non-transferable. 24hr cancellation notice or $50 fee may apply. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Neurological Rehabilitation Center and Chiropractic
As a Doctor of Chiropractic and an Associate Professor of Neurology at the American Medical College of Homeopathy, Michael Compton unites his interests through the Neurological Rehabilitation Center and Chiropractic. His nutrition-based detoxifying programs span both mental and physical health. Meal plans and juice cleanses treat maladies of the mind and complaints of the gut, arming the body with the nutrients it needs to overcome stress, fatigue, lupus, and fingers stuck in bowling balls. Compton continues to develop his holistic approach to medicine through functional neurology, a burgeoning field whose treatments incorporate equal parts neuropsychiatry, chiropractic medicine, and nutrition.