What You'll Get
A home is a lot like a Rubik’s cube—many people attempt to properly coordinate its shapes and colors, but few can do so without painting over the entire thing. Solve puzzling design problems with today’s Groupon from Never Paint Again Companies LLC. Today’s Groupon is valid for service at residences within 20 miles of Waterford. Choose from the following options:
- For $129, you get a winter spruce-up interior paint job for one room (a $266 value).
- For $229, you get a winter spruce-up interior paint job for two rooms (a $532 value).
- For $329, you get a winter spruce-up interior paint job for three rooms (a $798 value).
With a legacy spanning six decades, Never Paint Again Companies LLC rechromatizes living spaces with professional interior-painting services every day of the week. Employing techniques developed by founder Robert Lyons, the helpful handymen dress humdrum walls and outdated velvet Elvises in one coat of client-provided paint. Every project begins as a detailed written proposal, which is carefully consulted by both the painting crew and an on-site supervisor during the service. The meticulous wall refurbishing helps to ensure that every surface is covered in an eye-pleasing pallet, leaving little room mishaps such as unsightly Sistine Chapel reproductions. The peripatetic painters coat rooms up to 12’x12’, with ceilings 8’ or lower, and furniture and feral wildebeest must be moved away from walls before the appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 48hr cancellation notice required. Valid only within 20mi of Waterford. Valid only for walls and 1 coat of paint. Valid for up to 12x12 rooms and 8 foot ceilings. Paint not included. Extra fee for extra coats of paint, trim, doors, ceiling, and patchwork. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Never Paint Again Companies LLC
Despite his own 13 years in the painting trade, Steven A. Kubik continues to call upon the time-honored wisdom of his grandfather, Robert Thomas Lyons, to helm Never Paint Again Companies LLC’s staff of experienced painters. The team approaches each new project with a detailed written proposal, which is carefully reviewed by both the painting crew and an onsite supervisor. This ensures that every surface is covered in an eye-pleasing hue and leaves little room for mishaps or unsightly Sistine Chapel reproductions. Refusing to rest until every nook and cranny shines with a fresh coat of paint, the crew slathers walls with vibrant colors seven days a week.