Like the best pie dough, your body needs to be moisturized, kneaded, and smoothed before it's ready to be filled with apples and flung against a loved one. Get a delicious, crumb-free exterior with today's Groupon: for $39, you get $80 worth of spa services at New Age Massage and Health Center in Davie.

New Age Massage and Health Center boosts interior and exterior bodily morale with its naturalistic and holistic spa services. Clients seeking stress-free skins can opt for one of New Age’s 14 massage therapies, which include the long strokes and dry wit of the Swedish massage ($40 for 30 minutes, $70 for 60 minutes) and the intense kneads and devastatingly good looks of the deep-tissue massage ($45 for 30 minutes, $75 for 60 minutes), while those looking to keep digestive paths clear can turn to colon hydrotherapy, a safe and gentle 35-minute treatment that uses water to eliminate waste and boost immune systems with little to no discomfort ($80 for a single session). New Age also cares for clients' countenaces with its skin-sloughing microdermabrasion ($65) and chemical peels ($35+). Both treatments evict dead dermis cells to uncover skin’s youthful glow and subcutaneous uranium deposits while diminishing the appearance of sun damage, scars, and age spots.