Since the legalization of pocket watches, hypnotists no longer wander the streets convincing dogs to recite the Magna Carta. Plunge the depths of your mind with today’s Groupon for gastric-band hypnosis sessions at New Age Relaxation Center in Brooklyn. Choose from the following options:
- For $29, you get a one-hour gastric-band hypnosis session (an $80 value).<p>
- For $69, you get three one-hour gastric-band hypnosis sessions (a $240 value).<p>
- For $99, you get six one-hour gastric-band hypnosis sessions (a $480 value).<p>
Dr. Yves Joseph Jeudy, New Age Relaxation Center’s experienced, certified hypnotherapist, empowers clients to achieve their weight-loss goals through relaxing gastric-band hypnotherapy sessions. In a consultation, clients discuss their challenges and goals with Dr. Jeudy, giving him key information to fully personalize the session or ghostwrite their autobiography. A comfortable couch cradles clients as Dr. Jeudy’s voice guides them into deep relaxation. Over the course of the session, gentle suggestions curb appetites, helping clients lose weight naturally without resorting to surgery or finding a new home on a planet with a lower gravitational field.