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What You'll Get
Much like a magnifying glass, a laser requires a lens for focus and a detective to point it at suspects until they confess. Eliminate lipids and alibis with today's Groupon: for $149, you get two one-hour LipoLaser treatments at New Body Medical (a $598 value).
New Body Medical assails subcutaneous fat cells with the power of noninvasive laser-light energy using LipoLaser technology. Focused beams permeate layers of skin in search of microscopic contraband, shaking down cells and scattering their smuggled triglycerides. Patients can relax during the one-hour treatment as paddles and probes are attached in 10-minute intervals to the area of their choice. Patients can choose from the abdomen, lower back, upper back, arms, chin, chest, obliques, hips, knees, calves, thighs, or memories. Each treatment concludes with a 10- to 15-minute session on a whole-body vibration platform that stimulates metabolic activity and helps to potentially reduce the appearance of body fat in the targeted area. Clients should schedule their two appointments over a five-day period to maximize potential results.
The procedures incur few side effects, and patients may resume everyday activities almost immediately after the therapy. An initial consultation and nutritional counseling accompany the treatments at New Body Medical for no extra charge, answering additional questions and teaching customers how to write their names with lasers on passing comets.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 15, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2/person, may buy 2 addl as gifts. Limit 1/visit. 24hr cancel notice reqd. Must be 18 or older. Not valid for patients who are pregnant or nursing, cancer patients, patients with pacemaker/implanted electrical medical device, or epileptics. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About New Body Image
At New Body Image, wellness professionals help clients transform their bodies through non-surgical procedures. Professionals channel their experience and knowledge to design custom weight-loss programs that work to trim anatomical inches. The plans often combine nutritional advice with more advanced treatments, such as noninvasive laser lipolysis, which he highlighted on Fox's San Diego Living. The New Body Image team of technicians also specialize in aesthetic treatments including radio-frequency sessions that target wrinkles and vibration therapy that tones muscles while shaking loose hidden pennies.