Nothing says "power player" like being whisked off in an executive automobile, except for being whisked off in a chariot drawn by sparrows. Enjoy the ego boost of chauffeured transit with today's Groupon to New Braunfels Taxi. New Braunfels taxi serves Austin, San Antonio, and San Marcos; extra charges may apply for residents outside of loop 337. Choose between the following options:

• For $10, you get $20 worth of taxi services.
• For $32, you get a one-way shuttle to the San Antonio airport (a $65 value).

New Braunfels taxi's friendly, prompt drivers happily whisk travelers to or from airports or shuttle groups on safe weekend outings or expedient trips around the tri-city area. After customers arrange a pickp via phone or carrier pigeon, a gleaming Honda Odyssey swings into driveways, inviting passengers to enjoy capacious luggage and leg room. Airport-goers can relax in the competent hands of drivers, who smoothly drop passengers curbside, sparing them the lengthy cheek-pinching goodbyes typical of some taxi drop-offs. Airport pickups are also available and ensure expedient shuttle back to home base.

Although general taxi services vary in price, the value of today's Groupon should cover a roundtrip in New Braunfels, whether it's a drive to the hospital, a safe ride to and from a party, or a rowdy follow that car! movie montage. Groupon-holders can also apply their fare toward a longer journey within the taxi's service area.