What You'll Get
Muscles tend to tighten up when overworked, positioned uncomfortably, or interrogated about a recent series of dumbbell thefts. Let your muscles lower their guard with today's Groupon: for $32, you get a one-hour Swedish or orthopedic massage at New Dimensions Integrative Laser Therapies in Jackson (a $65 value). The massage time lasts 50 minutes, with 10 minutes set aside for dressing and undressing.
Certified kneading extraordinaire Tom Collins of New Dimensions dims the lights, infuses the air with relaxing music, and unties knots of tension with therapeutic massage techniques. Customers can hop on the gently heated, articulated table for a Swedish massage, which smothers the body in essential oils and banishes general aches and pains through long rolling strokes and percussive interpretations of classic rock ballads. Bodies with specific injuries or pains bask in the orthopedic massage, which addresses target areas to help promote natural self-healing. Using orthopedic stretches and resisted lengthening techniques, the orthopedic massage aims to release contracted muscles, decreasing recovery time after arm-wrestling the inner rods of a cotton-candy maker. For $10, customers may upgrade to cold-laser therapy or a medicupping treatment, which harnesses the vacuuming power of plastic cups for a variety of therapeutic purposes.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 28, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.