Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste-muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon: for $179, you get one Zoom! teeth-whitening session at New England Dental Group (a $499 value). This Groupon is valid at both its locations, in Marlborough and Southborough.
Doctors Margarita Panajoti and Ina Daci employ the Zoom! system to quickly and safely whiten teeth. After tucking in lips and gums with a protective cover, your dentist will coat exposed teeth in a hydrogen-peroxide gel. A special Zoom! light activates the gel’s whitening agents to expedite the stain-slaying process. Three 15-minute gel applications sweep away layers of non-white residue from coffee, tea, wine, and the sports drink being poured over you after every tetherball victory. Zoom! assures clients that the 45-minute procedure produces an average of eight shades of improvement, restoring picket mouth fences to a whiteness that hasn’t been witnessed since before they encountered solid foods. Call ahead or schedule an appointment online.