What You'll Get
Though often regarded as instinct, fighting is actually a skill acquired in the womb, where all babies must defeat their evil selves in order to be born. Further prenatal training with today's Groupon to New Era Fight Center. Choose between the following options:
For $15, you get three drop-in boxing classes (a $30 value).
For $30, you get a one-month membership (a $125 value including $50 registration fee).
Under the tutelage of ranked professional fighter Abel Perry, New Era Fight Center educates and trains would-be ringmasters regardless of schedule or skill level. Students can approach the sweet science from a practical fitness perspective through boxing classes, or learn the finer points of orchestrating a right cross through the inspirational training montages taught during evening classes. One month of membership grants full access to the gym's entire schedule of classes, including a daytime Boxing Bootcamp class targeted toward women. The bustling boxing gym also offers one-on-one training sessions for advanced and competitive fighters, and offers open-gym times throughout the day for hours of uninterrupted shouting matches with the heavy bag.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must redeem drop-in classes in full by 10/1/12. Must activate membership option by 10/1/12, membership expires 1 month from activation date. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.